| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Bed jokes - 17756
- Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don't feel well.
Doctor: Don't worry, you'll just have to go to bed for...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 2 |
Bed jokes - 17757
- The
hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered
bed and board, but it was
impossible to say whi...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 3 |
Bed jokes - 17758
- A little
boy came downstairs crying late one
night.
"What's wrong?" asked his mother.
"Do pe...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 4 |
Bed jokes - 17759
- Two friends who lived in the town were chatting.
"I've just bought a pig," said the first.
"Bu...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 5 |
Bed jokes - 17760
- When Mr Maxwell's wife left him,
he couldn't
sleep.
Why was that?
She had taken the bed....Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 6 |
Bed jokes - 17761
- Why did the composer spend all his time in
bed?
He wrote sheet music....Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 7 |
Bed jokes - 17762
- I don't think my Mom knows much about
children.
Why do you say that? Because she always puts m...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 8 |
Bed jokes - 17763
- I was once in a play called
Breakfast In Bed.
Did you have a big role?
No, just toast and mar...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 9 |
Bed jokes - 17764
- Did you hear about the granny who plugged her
electric blanket into the toaster by mistake?
Sh...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 10 |
Bed jokes - 17765
- What is the softest bed for a
baby to sleep
on?
Cot-on-wool....Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 11 |
Bed jokes - 17766
- You can't have any more chocolates tonight. It's
not
good for you to go to bed on a full stomach...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 12 |
Bed jokes - 17767
- I'd like to buy a bed,
please.
Certainly,
madam. Spring mattress?
Oh, no! I want to be able t...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 13 |
Bed jokes - 17768
- Three boys were sharing
the same bed on
holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided ...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 14 |
Bed jokes - 17769
- How can you shorten a bed?
Don't sleep long
in it....Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 15 |
Bed jokes - 17770
- I'd love you to stay the night, but I'm
afraid you'll have to make your own bed.
Oh, that's ...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 16 |
Bed jokes - 17771
- A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her
house after
dark. 'Hello, Jenny,' said the nei...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 17 |
Bed jokes - 17772
- Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?
Because she wanted to sleep like a log....Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 18 |
Bed jokes - 17773
- Why do people go to bed?
Because the bed
won't come to them....Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 19 |
Bed jokes - 17774
- Shall I tell you the joke about the bed?
No,
because it hasn't been made up yet....Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 20 |
Bed jokes - 17775
- Why did the bed spread?
Because it saw the
pillow slip....Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 21 |
Bed jokes - 17776
- Mother: Did you make your bed today?
Daughter:
Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy on...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 22 |
Bed jokes - 17777
- Why
does your brother wear a life jacket in
bed?
Because he sleeps on a waterbed !...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 23 |
Bed jokes - 17778
- Why did your sister keep running
around her
bed ?
Because she was trying to catch up with her s...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 24 |
Bed jokes - 17779
- Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?
She
wanted to see how long she slept....Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 25 |
Bed jokes - 17780
- What animal always goes to bed
with its shoes
on ?
A horse !...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
