| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
| 1 |
Dirty jokes - Q: What does a blonde answer to the question
"Are
you sexually active?"
A: "No, I just lie th...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
4968 |
| 2 |
Where is the French border? - "Why do you look so glum today?", the teacher asked young Johnny. "I didn't have no breakfast," John...Read the whole joke |
Children |
4967 |
| 3 |
Man On Sofa And Football Watcher - What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The sofa doesn't keep...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
4965 |
| 4 |
Blonde jokes - Q: Did you hear about the blonde that
invented the solar flashlight?...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
4949 |
| 5 |
Accordion jokes - |An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A: An accordion play...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
2120 |
| 6 |
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs... - A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks around and spots the per...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
489 |
| 7 |
Nearly Fatal Clock - A wife complains, "A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only seconds after she...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
477 |
| 8 |
Ant jokes - How many ants are needed to fill an apartment
?
Ten ants !...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
476 |
| 9 |
Various animal jokes - What animal do you look like when you
get
into the bath ?
A little bear !...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
469 |
| 10 |
A surgeon and an architect - |A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and all fell to argui...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
145 |
| 11 |
Abstinence - Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister sa...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
87 |
| 12 |
Are caterpillars good to eat? - |Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to mention such thing...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
72 |
| 13 |
A practical joke involving jello - |Here's a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold should be ...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
46 |
| 14 |
A blind man in a store - A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and b...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
42 |
| 15 |
A blind pilot is flying this plane? - |I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-minute...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
42 |
| 16 |
A blond at a party was telling her friend... - A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for life. "They lie, they cheatand the...Read the whole joke |
Blonds |
41 |
| 17 |
A blond walks into a bar... - A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!...Read the whole joke |
Blonds |
41 |
| 18 |
Are YOU A HARD MAN? - Are YOU A HARD MAN?1/. When reaching your sexual climax do you?a) Make low moaning sounds in her ear...Read the whole joke |
Men |
41 |
| 19 |
Accountants and Engineers on a Train - Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the th...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
40 |
| 20 |
A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
40 |
| 21 |
A Martha Stewart Christmas - |Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don't need diamond earrings, handy s...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
38 |
| 22 |
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest... - A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest...the grass was very thickand long, and it took the boy ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
37 |
| 23 |
A bad habit - I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in t...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
36 |
| 24 |
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down... - A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in ...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
36 |
| 25 |
A bus station is where a bus stops... - A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where atrain stops. On my desk, I have a work...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
35 |